Parece que algo superou o Chuck Norris, e SIM, é o LENDÁRIO SOA!
Let’s see
SOA is the only thing Chuck Norris can’t kill.
SOA invented the internet, and the internet was invented for SOA.
SOA is not complex. You are just dumb.
In the last year, SOA increased Turkey’s GDP by a factor of 10.
One person successfully described SOA completely, and immediately died.
Another person successfully described SOA completely, and was immediately outsourced.
Larry Ellison once died in a terrible accident, but was quickly given SOA. He came back to life, built a multibillion dollar software company, and now flies fighter jets.
Guns don’t kill people, the SOA WS-* stack kills people.
SOA can write and compile itself.
SOA is an anagram for OSA, which means female bear in spanish. It is a well-known fact in the spanish-speaking world that female bears are able to model business processes and optimize reusable IT assets better than any other hibernating animal.
SOA is so great 10 facts aren’t enough.
SOA is the mistress to all CIOs.
SOA is just one letter away from SOB. On purpose.
If a tree falls in the forest, SOA knows about it.
If you google ‘SAP’ and ‘Chuck Norris’, the top site is SOA Facts.
SOA is being used in the developing world to solve hunger. Entire populations will be fed on future business value.
SOA can always win at TicTacToe. Even if you go first.
SOA singlehandedly saved SOA’s bacon.
J2EE can sometimes make a diamond from a lump of coal. SOA can make diamonds from air.
SOA knows what you did last summer, and is disappointed that it wasn’t SOA.
SOA thought Mensa too easy, so it founded Sensa. SOA is the only member.
In a battle between a ninja and a jedi, SOA would win.
SOA violates the first and third laws of thermodynamics. But not the second, as all energy flows from SOA.
On the eigth day, God created SOA, then SOA created Rock and Roll.
Pluto is no longer the ninth planet, because SOA wanted the job.
SOA taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.
SOA is the secret ingredient that makes the colonel’s chicken so tasty.
For years Theoretical Physicists have searched for a grand unified theory that explains the architecture of everything … DUH … SOA
SOA can’t be named BOA (Business Oriented Architecture) since that would be too constricting for SOA.
SOA is also a yoga posture that consists of performing all other yoga postures simultaneously.
Dante has a special level in hell for consultants whose resumes do not say SOA.
SOA is the correct answer to all zen koans.
Mike Tyson never physically beat an opponent. He ‘Edumacated’ them about SOA.
SOA is a power source more efficient than nuclear, cleaner than solar/wind, more available than coal, and more geopolitically stable than oil. Its too bad you can’t afford it.
SOA can do it in one line.
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of SOA.” - Jane Austen, opening line to Pride and Prejudice.
The first rule of SOA is you do not talk about SOA.
SOA in a Nutshell is 7,351 pages spread over 10 volumes.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. So does SOA.
SOA actually stands for SOA Oriented Architecture. Let THAT bake your noodle.
The solution to SOA is 42, which begs the question…
If you plug SOA into the back of your head, you’ll know Kung Fu.
Neo didn’t bring down the Matrix. SOA did.
Ancient lore promises the day when a single unifying technology will bring openness and peace to all lands. That technology is not SOA. because SOA killed that technology.
Another ancient legend tells of ‘One technology to rule them all, One technology to find them, One technology to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.’ Again, not SOA.
SOA is the answer to the question nobody ever asked (or if they did, you couldn’t tell what the question was from SOA).
Saddam didn’t have WMD, he had SOA. But SOA is so powerful, they went with the WMD angle instead to quell fear.
Kazakstahn uses SOA to produce the world’s best Potassium.
SOA actually stands for Same Old Architecture - whatever your old architecture is.
SOA is so tough, Police around the world are replacing their SWAT teams with SOAT.
Not content to just best sliced bread, SOA is actually the best thing since beer, wine, coffee, ice cream, chocolate… oh, and sliced bread.
SOA - building contractor jobs, one Visio slide at a time.
SOA is the only TLA (Three Letter Acronym) you will ever need. Until you actually implement it - then you’ll also need DOA.
Implementing SOA for the first time is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Implementing SOA for the second time is the triumph of hope over experience.
Peace is not merely the absence of violence, but also the presence of SOA.