O que realmente significam as exceptions em java

[Edufa]

Não resisti em publicar

http://rymden.nu/exceptions.html

[Rodrigo_Sasaki]

NoSuchFieldException: You are trying to have a picknick on a field that does not exist. You can also get this exception if you try to visit an airfield that in fact does exist, but has been classified as top-secret. I’d give you examples, but then I’d have to kill you.

Hahaha, realmente esse pessoal tem criatividade pra tudo.

[kmunga]

CloneNotSupportedException You are a clone. Find the original you, tell him what you want to do and then kill yourself.

hahah boa

[drsmachado]

ProviderException é para os machistas

You are a woman and are trying to be the provider of a family. Obviously, your husband cannot be a housewife, so you need to let him do the providing. Thinking that Java is old-fashioned will not change reality. This is how things work. Deal with it.