Se Browsers fossem meninas (ou meninos)

Olá:

Como sequencia a um tópico anterior (Linuagens X Linhas aéras) descrobri uma outra compação interessante:

Browsers X mulheres:

Site de origem: http://www.sharenator.org/If_browsers_were_women/

Browsers X homens:

Miriam Verburg:

Firefox
That’s right, of course Firefox is a geek. Not necessarily that much to look at from the outside. But woah there Nelly, once you get those cargo pants off and take a peek under the spongebob squarepants boxershorts this dude is HUNG. And, if you’re into it, he’ll totally do all sorts of nasty shit that he learned from the 10 years spent jerking off exclusively to online and DVD filth. You know, before internet dating actually worked and he could meet a woman from so far outside his social circle she will never find out that in high school the football team made him drink his own urine from the toilet.

Internet Explorer
If your ex, Web Guy plays his cards right, he may turn into the similarly emasculated, (but hiding it very well) Web Entrepreneur.
In the 90’s these guys were called EB2B specialists, or E-business, but they quickly realized that shit sounded lame. Following four years spent “discovering his strengths”, read: fired from early dot com, subsequently lived in parents basement jerking off to online porn (see geek) which he watched on Internet Explorer - truly this man is a cypher. Anyways, after 4 years in ‘reflection’, out he crawls with sexy stubble and an airtight business model printed on high quality A4.
It’s so easy to hate this guy - with his jargon and his crummy taste in wine, that he thinks is awesome, because he read all about wine on About.com. But the real reason to hate him is that he invented Spouse 2.0. That’s right, co-dependence - reloaded.

Chrome
Chrome is Neo. He believes he lives in an elaborate hologram. Need I say more?

Site de Origem: http://www.mirverburg.net/AARGHH (Comentário: Muitas gírias, muita coisa não entendi )

Fonte: http://www.pinceladasdaweb.com.br/blog/2009/03/09/se-os-browsers-fossem-comparados-a-mulheres/

Grato,

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